Messy buns and loaded guns, I’m raising lions not sheep. #merica

If my mouth doesn’t say it, my face definitely will!

Naughty, Nice, I’m Drunk

Michael Myers, no lives matter.

Oh My God Becky, look at her tree #hohoho

They promised to defend, we promise to support #PENNSTATE

Pies Before Guys #thanksgiving

Pink Swear if You Dare black tee.

Pink Swear if You Dare black tee with a pocket imprint.

These pumpkins are protected by a smokin’ hot crazy guy, […]

Proud member of the naughty list #tistheseason

If you like my pumpkins, you should see my pie.